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[15 Dec 2009|03:23pm] |
- Comment below with the numbers of the dares your team completed.
- Put a note if they got caught during them. Just say (caught) or something.
- Comments are screened. Winners will be announced next Monday on Dark Midnight!
( Dares! )
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[12 Dec 2009|12:29am] |
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~Dare War~
Replace all the coffee with decaf in the agency.
Steal a sign from Camelot Enterprises
Convince a dress or tuxedo shop to rent you one for free.
Steal a boat, ride it then take it back.
Convince a Broadway play you are the stars understudy. Bonus points if you get on stage.
Surprise people with random piggy back rides in public.
Be a clown at a kids birthday party.
Take candy from a baby
Propose to a stranger.
Go to a foreign country and attempt to buy someones daughter. (Note: slavery is illegal so if you manage it, take her amnesty international!)
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[11 Dec 2009|11:13am] |
~Dares~ Ask as many people as you can for a lock of hair. Bonus points if you get some. In special request: attempt to slay a cut out of Edward Cullen. Hold up a shop with a vegetable. Bonus points if you get away with it. Eat a red Bhut Jolokia raw. Give an old lady a wedgie. Shave off your eyebrows. Get a total strangers autograph. Create a vigilante identity. Bonus points if you do it in conjunction with the vegetable hold up and save the day. Reenact the dance from the end of Backstreet's Back in a crowded place. Bonut points for idiot costumes. Hold a book burning. |
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[10 Dec 2009|12:42am] |
~ Dares ~
Usual rules apply
Wrap yourself up in toilet paper and bang on the doors at the Natural History museum.
Steal a pair of Ryan Macintosh's sunglasses.
Photocopy your butt and put them on the computer screens at the Camelot.
Put post it notes on the backs of 10 people as you walk past them.
At a strip joint put a $5 bill into a strippers underpants and ask for $3 in change.
Take a teddy bear out in a pram and refer to it as your baby.
Walk into strangers houses, go straight to the fridge and help yourself to food.
Walk through Picadilly Circus calling "Braaaains!" Bonus points if you grab a few peoples heads.
Take a piss on the main floor of Grand Central Station.
Go up to a Twilight poster/cut out and attempt to hug it and take it home with you because you and Edward/Bella are ~soulmates~
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[08 Dec 2009|10:19pm] |
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~Dare List Part Deux~
Usual rules apply!
Streak through Times Square.
Give a lapdance to a stranger.
Hug the first 10 people you see.
Demand to speak to the highest political authority you can claiming yourself to be a foreign dignitary. Bonus points for a horrible accept.
Book a Hotel under the name Mike Hunt.
Leave your zip open while going about your day. If anyone points it out, say, "Sorry, I really prefer it this way".
Pose as a maitre d'
In the middle of crowded area, slap your forehead repeatedly and yell, "Shut up, all of you just shut up!"
Pretend to be a dead body. Bonus point if you have someone chalk the floor.
Send a nude picture of yourself to A. Myles c/o The Agency.
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[07 Dec 2009|10:17pm] |
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~DARE LIST~
Order a McGangbang.
Flash at the side of a main road.
Skip out on paying a bill.
Announce on tannoy in a shop that you're going to the toilet for a number 2.
Grab the butts of everyone in a lift.
Go out for a full night in drag.
Try and pay for stuff using monopoly money.
Play "invisible rope" in a crowded place.
Table dance at a restaurant.
Call a radio station and in the middle of being on, say "MOM, I'M NOT A VIRGIN!"
Comment back with your dares. When you've gotten through them all (bonus points if you tell us what happened!) without getting caught, we'll post up the next set.
Toodles~
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[07 Dec 2009|07:18am] |
Hi gang! It's that time, dum dum duuuuuum!
The announcements of the random team generator are as follows:
Tanya & Jax
James & Sarah
Tessa & Eamon
Bette & Conner
Alba & Ted
Nate & Alan
Logan & Walt
Mina & Leon
Sam & Eric
Fern & Pete
Jennifer & Maia
Luke & Norah
Thomas & Phineas
Miranda & Victoria
The rules of the game are simple. Look out for your 10 a day dates on this journal and complete them asap! Comment black with a strike when you're done and if you get caught, well, tough!
It's 7am (boo!) so I gots to gets to bed, but I wish you all the best of luck when the dares go up!
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[27 Nov 2009|08:27pm] |
Hello to my adoring public!
Your alarming, astonishing, astounding host, Miss Electra Blaze will be offering Christmas in the Carribean this year! Those of you in the underground might already know, we are going to to have a little bit of fun in exactly ten days time to make it good sport. We're going to have, that's right, a dare war.
So, in the spirit of embarassment, I'm curious. What's the wildest thing you lot have ever done?
Me, I flashed my thong (top shop, twelve quid, thank you very much) on the BBC when out with Mattie. Got a telling off and a frisking from security for that and told off for being indecent. I'll have people know my ass is very decent and I think everyone who managed to catch the show saw that!
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[03 Nov 2009|06:17pm] |
You know what, I would apoligise for the party but I don't even know what happened there. Mostly I'm just going to say I'm not an alcoholic, lesbian or a werewolf. This has been an Elena announcement.
Who's going out for Guy Fawkes?
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[07 Oct 2009|06:40pm] |
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People take offense the most stupid shit sometimes. I swear, this is how war gets started. If people aren't careful, it's going to be handbags at dawn and mine will be on fire.
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| A Day In The Life |
[25 Sep 2009|04:33pm] |
| 08:00 | While most of the world is getting off to work, I'm fast asleep because I work in radio. Suckers. | | 12:00 | I wander out of bed, usually because Matt has tried to get in with me or has pulled me out by my hair. I then get up to kill him and make sure he's put the toilet seat down. | | 13:00 | I head into the kitchen to make lunch/dinner for us while Matt does Queen impressions with the front room with the hoover. I find the ear plugs. | | 13:07 | About the time he's doing 'nothing really matttttteeerrrs', the smoke alarm goes off. | | 14:00 | With the fire engine gone and two firemans numbers in my back pocket, I head down the bakery for a pie with Matt, who'll get to chat up that nice counter girl with the jugs. | | 15:20 | I sit and watch the news, make comments of sexing up Vladamir, make plans to kill Boris Johnson and then do some material work for the show. | | 16:00 | I do my 'theme of the week' challenge. This weeks happened to be how many peoples backs I could put "I SUPPORT THE AGENCY -- IT SOUNDS COOL & OUR OFFICES ARE MORE PHALLIC THAN YOURS' on. | | 18:00 | Hit the pub. Have no more than three drinks. Eat dinner there and call Matt for reinforcements if someone thinks they're hard enough to hurt me. I'd need restraining! | 19:00
| Have sex in the bathroom. Try and steal the persons clothes. | | 19:30 | Drink a load of water and watch Eastenders. Sing the theme tune down the phone at my sister. Keep calling her back when she hangs up then ring her husband when she takes the phone out. | | 20:00 | Get ready for work. Doesn't matter that it's radio, I like to look ~dazzling~ | | 21:00 | Go to work. Forget my notes and arrive with two minutes to spare. | | 22:00 | Work. | | 12:00 | Hit the bars. Drink, dance and be very merry. | | 05:00 | I stumble home from the bars, clubs, her down the roads or police cell I was in to rest my weary head. |
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[17 Sep 2009|03:40pm] |
Alright, reincarenatey people. I propose a game! This is because I have hayfever that is killing me and pepperup potions don't exist anymore :(
ON TO THE GAME.
I propose posting three facts about yourself, two truths and one lie. The object? Guess the lie.
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[28 Aug 2009|01:10pm] |
Things I Learned About My Incarnates World From The Internet
1. Harry is a slut and a top. He's also into threesomes with the Weasley twins and has a thing about hugging Snape.
2. Hermione is a slut. You wants to screw everything that moves, including the giant squid.
3. Snape is secretly ~sexy~ under all that grease, temper and aggression and has done with everyone from Voldemort to Hagrid. His hair is also not greasy, it's silky and soft to the touch. He's using Herbal Essences. For diagrams, try youtube.
4. Remus is a sexgod with a giant wolfpeen. He also enjoys being called Remy and has a porn star alias of Mr. R. Steele.
5. Voldemort dresses his Death Eaters in ladies underwear. Lucius has upset the wife by suiting it more than he does.
6. Dumbledore knows the cockney cockpunch and this is how he defeated Grindlewald after some gay sexins.
7. Everyone and their mother has a Phoenix familiar!
8. Anyone can get resorted to be with their true wuv.
9. Lily is really the daughter of squibs and is really Voldemorts cousin!
10. Ginny does everyone before Harry so he can then figure out he loves her.
11. Ron is a jerk and Harry is Hermione's true love.
12. Straigtening Hermiones hair makes her so hot, even Flitwick wants to hit that.
13. Harry's true love is called Mary Sue and she's in Sparkle House.
14. Sirius did it with everyone, including the Whomping Willow.
15. Quidditch makes you buff all over so you're built like fucking Batman.
16. Peter didn't exist. He was just there to betray everyone at the end.
17. Hermione is the heir of Ravenclaw and wears a tiara. Funnily, they don't cut to the scene where it gets tangles in her hair.
18. Lily was a Death Eater. Clearly, not enough eating at home.
19. All flashbacks are in italics. Remember this for real life, kids!
20. Bollix is the official Hogwarts cuss word. Fuck that!
Let's see how many you can come up with, boys and girls!
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[24 Aug 2009|09:15pm] |
Hey there, cats and chicks and now you think you've slipped through time into the Brady Bunch, I'll get my introductions out of the way. I'm Elena, Elle, Ellie and anything you call people who break into your house to steal your duvet because it's warmer.
Since this is my very first little thing and considering how fucking depressing things are getting, let's get a few things straight about this little journal 'o' mine.
1. I am not suitable for children. I swear, I drink, I shag, I smoke and even blaze up a doobie on a really good night.
2. I got opinions and I can be stubborn about them. I'm not saying I'm not open minded, but since I'm always right, if you're saying something I don't agree with, I'm clearly right so don't try to change my mind unless you have the proper evidence. Even then, there's no guarantee I won't burn said evidence and arrange for you to have an accident.
3. I'm kind of a bitch and I like it that way. I don't care what you call me as long as it aint first thing in the morning.
4. All fanmail goes through Mattie, who whether he knows it or not, is my bitch. All hatemail can go to me. We do readings of it down at the Red Lion on a friday night and it gives us all a right good giggle.
Ladies and gentleman, this has been post sponsored by the scandalised women society who are just a bunch of old women with cobwebs up their vagoo's anyway.
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[04 Aug 2009|12:17am] |
I used to think of myself as a soldier
Holding his own against impossible odds
Badly outnumbered and caught in a crossfire of ( devils and gods. )
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